I Hate Pakistan

Have you ever seen Pakistani war heroes ?

Neither has Pakistan.

An insect falls into a mug of beer....

Englishman : Throws his mug away and walks out

American : Takes the insect out and drinks the beer

Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the beer away

Indian : Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer..

Pakistani : Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer. Relates the issue to Kashmir. Asks the Chinese for Military aid. Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer.

How do you stop a Pakistani tank ?

Shoot the men who are pushing it.

At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another, "Did you know that in our lab we have switched from rats to Pakistanis for our experiments?"

"Really?" the other replied, "Why did you switch?"

"Well, for three reasons. First we found that Pakistanis are far more plentiful, second, the lab assistants don't get so attached to them, and thirdly there are some things even a rat won't do. However, sometimes it very hard to exterpolate our test results to human beings."

How do you disable a Pakistani tank ?

Hide the wind-up key.

A woman and her little girl were visitng the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetary back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"

"Of course not, dear." replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"

"The tombstone back there said 'Here lies a Pakistani and an intelligent man."

Did you hear about the Fighter jet which crashed into a cemetery in Karachi ?

The Pakistani officials have so far recovered 3000 bodies. The body of the pilot is yet to be found.