Assuming I still would have my aryan intelligence, it would be great! I would immediately apply for all the grants and professorates "for niggers only". I would be the smartest nigger alive. I would set up an organization to have all the niggers return to Africa.

I be quitin my j-o-b yo, din I be applying for some college grants so I can meet alls dem white wimmins so I can be mackin. Know whut um sayin? Gets sum bling and sum foedy inch rims.

Actually after the destruction of every mirror in sight I would go jump off a cliff. The thought of a 1 in 3 chance of HIV or AIDS in addition to being mistaken for mud would be to much for me to handle.

..what would you do?

write a book sympathetic to White based on my experiences across the color line called "White Like Me" shades of James Baldwin's Black Like Me.

Then, change my name to Marcus Garvey and do what 999 said!

Take some voice lessons (speaking voice) so I could have the voice thing going. Get a couple of great suits. Act white (if my new DNA would allow it.) And, join some national paleoconservative organizations. I'd be promoted to the top at light speed and have national TV acclaim.

Enkidu

I would begin emitting rancid body odor, and breathe out toxic bad breath fumes which smelled like a dumpster in 95 degree heat.

If you woke up tomorrow and you were a nigger what would you do?

This is a very typical Anti topic,presented to "help" US WN reflect on the poor plight of the nonwhite masses.Bullshit.

Notice;how this "horror" scenario is presented as white to black; and Never black to White?That's because it is very commonly accepted that any white person would see being a nigger as a fate worse than death;and that any nigger would rejoice endlessly to be a white person.

Better to ask-what would the typical nigger would do if he woke up in Africa;where he /she actually belongs-the Real niggers answer is -I dunno?TFN;the nigger has no reference of what to DO without White critical thinking first setting the course for the structure,education,planning and maintenance of the niggers life time.

999 certainly had the quintessential BEST possible answer anyone can possibly give-RETURN TO AFRICA!!!Outstanding.
What more genuine giving,unique and critically definitive thing could anyone black or white do for mankind?By returning to Africa You would then be a African and no longer be a useless parasitic nigger.You would then have the chance to attempt to act ,think,work and accomplish "something" for yourself instead of stealing the future generations of White people and destroying the lives of millions of white children.

The fact is: I am not going to wake up black tomorrow;because my mother did NOT seep with a nigger, and my father did not disgrace himself and his family, and I, by creating a MISTAKE in racial disparity.

As such, I proudly;DO NOT have to make that decision Ever;and neither will my children.THAT is the real difference between nonwhites and White people.

White people(usually) act with forethought to the consequences of their off-spring; far far in advance, then that of any nonwhite society or culture EVER has at any time.The evidence is overwhelmingly obvious, and all around you.White people are products of the first world because we think AHEAD.Nonwhites are products of the third world because they can't or won't think ahead. Anthropologist Samuel George Morton reported that the mean cranial capacity of the skulls of Whites was 87 in³ (1,425 cm³), while that of Blacks was 78 in³ = basic physical evidence of ability to possess brain capacity for critical thinking-future planing.

THAT is why WE (White People) ARE Superior; because we make Critical decisions aimed at the benefit of OUR future, and NOT only to the benefit of ourselves.It is this advanced ability to use this forward looking critical thinking that makes White people so decisive,arrogant and Superior in every conceivable way.

I be gettin me a white bitch. Yo.

My fellow niggas would envy me since I already haves a white woman, dogg!
I'd immeditely hits all de state and federal offices to see whats handouts were available to dis nigga.

I would be very suprised, then wouldn't be that bothered.

...move into your neighborhood and git wit yo sista. Git me some grape soda, a pickle in a bag, some cheetoes, some COG-NAC, some corn rows, some big clown clothes and an expensive leather jacket that looks like hell. Go to da chinese store and git me some afro sheen and a big hair pick with a black power fist on da handle. Put dat greasy stuff in my hair then get on da bus and lay against the window and leave a big greasy spot. Go to da buy-here-pay-here car lot and git me a Delta88 wit gold rims or a big Toyota 4 runner and drop by rent a center fo a big subwoofer that rattles the loose support bars in da trunk. Then it's time fo lunch at Popeyes!

I would do my best to live my life as a decent, respectable person who does his best to contribute to the betterment of my society. . . Oh! You said, ". . .and you were a nigger?" Sheesh! My mistake. Never mind.

If I woke up a full nigger, mentality an all dat shit, I be hittin' da pipe and da Bull an slappin da hoes.

I have vitiligo. So I would pray I soon became white again.

I'd try going back to sleep. It was only a nightmare