Judging by these "Most Popular Stories" out of Cleveland, Ohio today, can the apocalypse really be that far away?

Most popular stories

[color="DarkRed"]1. Worker shot and killed at Lakewood McDonald's
3. Man throws 'chemical-type' material at woman on bus
4. Firefighter charged in holiday triple homicide as victims remembered

Most popular video

[color="DarkRed"]1. CAUGHT ON TAPE: Drunk 11-year-old crashes after leading police on chase
2. Pastor charged with groping shoppers
3. Water into fuel?

WTF? Are you shitting me??!!!

http://www.wkyc.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=70757