Yes,today dun dun be duh day!
Today is the birthday of phony "doc-tuh" - and equally phony "revrin" - marxist lucifer koon.A federal (UN)holiday,where people get to take the day off and do absofuckinglutely nothing,just sit on your fat asses all day long if you want!Just do all sorts of worthless shit!!!!
Or,as niggorillas refer to it:MONDAY!