The Towel

No matter what this husband did in bed, his wife never achieved an
orgasm.

Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to
consult

their Rabbi.

The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the
following

suggestion: "Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are
making

love have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help the wife

fantasize and should bring on an orgasm."

They go home and follow the Rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young
man

and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It doesn't help and
the

wife is still unsatisfied.

Perplexed, they go back to the Rabbi.

"Okay," he says to the husband, "try it reversed. Have the young man
make

love to your wife and you wave the towel over them." Once again, they
follow
the Rabbi's advice.

They go home and hire the same strapping young man. The young man gets
into

bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man gets
to

work with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous,
room-shaking,

ear-splitting screaming orgasm.

The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly:

"You see, you young schmuck?

THAT'S how you wave a towel !"