by Arch Stanton.

Jews are angry about a German history exhibit featuring a bust of Hitler that laughs every time it hears the word “Holocaust.” Said one visitor to the exhibit, “It’s really creepy. When you stand in front of the bust and say ‘holocaust,’ a deep, hollow laugh seems to come from out of nowhere. It’s almost like Hitler is laughing from the grave.” When asked about the possible affront this might present to jews, Greta Himmler, spokesperson for the exhibit said, “Nazi exhibits are always somber, so we thought we’d lighten things up a bit by having a Hitler bust laugh automatically. However, we’re still investigating why it only happens in response to the ‘H’ word.”

During an interview about the exhibit, jewish leader Alan Nickelbiter reportedly said, “This is an insult to the memory of every last one of the sixty million jews that we claim died in the Holocaust. So what if the actual numbers have been dropped by more than half, it’z the thought that counts! Everyone knows the stories about the Holocaust are true, even the ones that have been proven to be lies and were refuted by our own Vlad Cash-In. These stories hold true, and better yet they pay big money to this day.”

Visitors to the exhibit have noted an odd curiosity: the voice emanating from the Hitler bust doesn’t really sound like Hitler. Rather, it sounds very much like jewish leader Menachem Moneybags. Mr. Nickelbiter scoffed at such a suggestion. “What are you saying? Are you implying that jews created this scandal for their own purposes? That sounds like anti-semitism, and I’m going to report you to the EU’s Extra-Special Committee to Keep Jews Rolling in Shekels. We don’t have to take any crap from the filthy goyim. They must learn to always consider the facts from the jewish perspective, lest they confuse actual fact with jewish fact. Jewish fact always trumps actual fact. God said so.”

Hitler Exhibition Breaks Germany’s Last Taboo

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