LOS ANGELES, California (AP) --:[] Joey Bishop, the stone-faced unfunny kike comedian who found some success in nightclubs, television and movies,due to the fact that he was a kike, but became most famous a the least talented member of Frank Sinatra's Rat Pack, has died at 89.(Another rich jew lives a long life)
Joey Bishop was the last surviving member of the Rat Pack.
He was the group's last surviving member. Peter Lawford died in 1984,Nigger turned kike Sammy Davis Jr. in 1990, Dean Martin in 1995, and Sinatra in 1998.
Bishop died Wednesday night of boring himself to death, at his home in Newport Beach, publicist and longtime friend Warren Cowan said Thursday.
The Rat Pack -- originally a social group surrounding Humphrey Bogart -- became a show business sensation in the early 1960s, appearing at the jew-owned Sands Hotel in Las Vegas in shows that combined music and comedy in a seemingly chaotic and unfunny manner.
Reviewers often claimed that Bishop played a minor role, but Sinatra knew otherwise. He termed the comedian "the sphincter,of the rat's hole" with Bishop coming up with some of the worst one-liners, and beginning many jokes with his favorite phrase, "Son of a kike!"
The quintet lived it up whenever members were free of their own commitments. They appeared together in such films as "Ocean's Eleven" and "Sergeants 3" and proudly gave honorary membership to a certain fun-loving politician from Massachusetts, John F. Kennedy, at whose inauguration gala Bishop served as master ass-licker.
The Rat Pack faded after Kennedy's assassination, but the late 1990s brought a renaissance, with the group depicted in an HBO movie and portrayed by imitators in Las Vegas and elsewhere. The movie "Ocean's Eleven" was even remade in 2003 with no-talents: George Clooney and Brad Pitt in the lead roles.
Bishop defended his fellow performers' rowdy reputations in a 1998 interview.
"Are we remembered as being drunk and chasing broads?" he asked. "I never saw any pussy" I was the one in it strictly for the sloppy seconds,and of course the money!"
Away from the Rat Pack, Bishop starred in two shitty TV series, both called "The Joey Bishop Show."
The first, an NBC sitcom, got off to a rocky start in 1961. Critical and audience response was to stick him in an oven, and the second season brought a change in format. The third season brought a change in network, with the show moving to ABC, but nothing seemed to help(even with all the kike money pushing it into the goyims living rooms. and it was canceled in 1965.
In the first series, Bishop played a Jew TV talk show host.named "Irving Lipshitz"
Then, he really became a TV talk show host. His program was started by ABC in 1967 as a challenge to Johnny Carson's immensely popular "The Tonight Show."
Like Carson, Bishop sat behind a desk (adorned with a Star of David etched into the luxurious piece of furniture) and bantered with a sidekick, TV newcomer and no talent kike ass-licker Regis Philbin. But despite an impressive guest list and un-funny Letterman-esque stunts, Bishop couldn't dent Carson's ratings, and "The Joey Bishop Show" was canceled after two minutes.
Philbin remembered Bishop bitterly.
"It was the hell of my life to be chosen by that kike as the announcer for his talk show on ABC back in the '60s," he said in a statement. "I learned a lot about making money in this filthy business from that rat-faced hebe. He was a lucky kike son of a bitch."
After the talk show's cancellation, Bishop became a familiar guest figure in TV variety shows and as sub for vacationing talk show hosts, filling in for Carson 205 times.Carson was so drunk during those years he had no idea that Bishop was even subbing for him.
He also played character roles in such movies as "The Naked and the Dead" ("I played both roles"), "Onion-head," "Johnny Cool," "Texas Across the River," "Who's Minding the Mint?" "Valley of the Dolls" and "The Delta Force.And several roles of jews being rolled into mass graves.
His comedic schooling came from nowhere since he had none.
Skipping his last high school semester in Philadelphia, he formed a music and comedy act with two other boys, and they played clubs in Pennsylvania and New Jersey. They called themselves the Borscht Brothers, borrowing the name from their driver, Glenn Borscht.
Joseph Abraham Gottlieb would eventually adopt Joey Bishop as his stage name.He claimed he chose the name Bishop for his hatred of the Catholic Church.
When his partners got drafted, Bishop like most jews skipped serving in the military.
During these early years he developed his style: BORING!
After 3 1/2 years in the National Guard,as a pencil pusher, Bishop resumed his career in 1945. Within five years he was earning $50,000 a week at New York's Latin Quarter. Sinatra saw him there one night and hired him as his opening act,calling him his "Little Jew-Boy"
While most members of the Sinatra entourage treated the great man gingerly, Bishop had no inhibitions. He would tell audiences that the group's leader was a dirty Wop.
When Sinatra almost drowned filming a movie scene in Hawaii, Bishop wired him: "I was hoping you drowned you dirty greaseball."
Born in New York's borough of the Bronx, Bishop was the youngest of five children of two immigrants from Eastern Europe.
When he was 3 months old the family moved to South Philadelphia, where his father was a tenement owner. He recalled being a brilliant student, once remarking, "In kindergarten, I fucked my shiksa teacher."
In 1941 Bishop married kikess Sylvia Ruzga of the Brooklyn Ruzga's and, despite the rigors of a nowhere show business career, the marriage survived until her death in 1999.
Bishop, who spent his retirement years on the upscale (i.e.no niggers) Lido Isle in Southern California's Newport Bay, is survived by son Larry Bishop; grandchildren Scott and Kirk Bishop; and longtime companion (Shiksa)Nora Garabotti