Lot's of good jobs in the Military now! Talk to a recruiter today and be misled that you'll get a high tech job in the military only to find out you're cleaning toilets and then if you get to see front line action, you'll get sent home after having half your body blown away and spend the rest of your life pissing in a bag because you can't control your body functions anymore. Then you'll get moved from one VA hellhole to another until eventually you're not even a statistic anymore and you're dumped on the street without a penny.
Sound exciting? Want to join up!