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Here are a few jokes to read in the WR Newsletter this month.

What's eighteen inches long and hangs in front of an asshole?
Answer: George W. Bush's tie.

You have a black man on a poster. What's it called?
Answer: WANTED!

Why do Jewish girls think prostitution is such a good business?
Answer: "You got it, you sell it, you still got it!"

What's a Mexican Express card?
Answer: A switchblade.

What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?
Answer: AIDS.

What did the cannibals who caught a politician have for dinner?
Answer: Baloney sandwiches.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson & greyhounds racing?
Answer: The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out.


 
Posted : 15/04/2005 4:53 pm
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