And , to continue the Natl. Geographic series "Stalking the Wild Blogging Negro"...
From the Darkest , Meanest "Leroy Brown"
ghetto of Compton, CA, comes (self proclaimed) "Top Mack Nigga"


http://topmacknigga.blogspot.com/

http://www.switchpod.com/p4944.html

He actually says "fill-it migg-non" for "filet mignon", and "females" rather than "women"(just like on the Rothstein channel , MTV!).

I must say , the "advice" he dispenses, replete with malapropisms, is quite amusing. I especially liked his use of
"unconscious" for "unconscionable" -
There is something so.. so.. well- obnoxious- yet there is a certain pathos, as he reaches in vain to imitate (at his own primitive level,mind you)
what he must usually hear on various podcasts/radio/TV ad infintum :White men reflecting on life,speaking the "King's English". Whatever factors stand in this man's way - besides - well, the obvious one, there still exists something fascinating in watching him "play act"-much like one watches small children take on different voices as they inhabit their own world with action figures and army men. I hope you get half the laughter I did from the "Mack"-enjoy!

(also might be useful to sound capture various excerpts for further use in WN shows)

16337 Weenie Dudes Fucken Wit Bitches Outta they Leauge
Tha 9th episode of "Tha TopMackNigga Show", this show feautures Reader/Listener E-Mails, Resturant Of Tha Week, Niggas in tha News and a discussion of "Weenie Discussion of Weenie Dudes Fucken Wit Bitches Outta They Leauge". Also a special performance by
Published: Wed, 03 Jan 2007 05:11:22 EST

15362 An Analysis of Bitch Violations!
Tha 8th Episode of "Tha TopMackNigga Show" features Reader/Listener Email, Resturant of tha Week, Niggas in tha News and an in depth analysis of "Bitch Violations". Special Musical Performace also.
Published: Mon, 18 Dec 2006 10:15:32 EST

14481 Queen Bee Bitches!
Tha 7th episode of "Tha TopMackNigga Show" features Reader/Listener Email, Niggas in Tha News, Resturant of Tha Week and a Discussion of "Queen Bee Bitches" and "Where is Macking".
Published: Wed, 06 Dec 2006 05:10:51 EST

13849 MackGround Volume 1 (Purple Blowing Music)
1st Edition of "Tha MackGround Intrumentals" This is tha Background music for tha 5th Episode of "Tha TopMackNigga Show", This show is dedicated to J-Dilla R.I.P., This show features all intrumental music from J-Dilla's album "The Shinning"
Published: Tue, 28 Nov 2006 01:50:50 EST

13848 Knowing Your Bitches!
Tha 6th Episode of "Tha TopMackNigga Show", Topics include Reader/Listener Emails, and a Discussion on "Knowing Everthing You Can Possibly Know About Your Bitches"
Published: Tue, 28 Nov 2006 01:16:13 EST

13322 How You start Out with A Bitch & Putting Hands On Bitches
"Tha TopMackNigga Show" Episode #5 Listener/Reader Emails, Recent News, and a discussion of "How you start out with a Bitch" and "Putting Hands on Bitches"
Published: Mon, 20 Nov 2006 04:17:11 EST

12507 Check A Bitch Ability & Bitches Be Mackin'
Tha 4th Episode of Tha "Top MackNigga Show" This show features Reader/Listener Email, A discussion on how "Bitches Be Mackin'" and an analysis of "Check A Bitch Ability"!
Published: Tue, 07 Nov 2006 08:30:46 EST

11431 Tha 13 Laws Of Tha BossMack TopSoil (Part 2)
Tha 3rd Episode of "Tha TopMackNigga Show"! Listener/Reader Email, A continuation of tha discussion on "Tha 13 Laws of tha BossMack TopSoil", and on what to do when a Bitch wants to leave you and then return.
Published: Wed, 25 Oct 2006 09:22:53 EDT

10815 Tha 13 Laws Of Tha BossMack TopSoil (Part 1)
Tha 2nd Episode of tha "TopMackNigga Show"! Listener/Reader Email, and an in depth analysis of tha "13 Laws Of Tha BossMack TopSoil".
Published: Tue, 17 Oct 2006 09:41:50 EDT

10328 Tha SuckaAttack!
Tha classic 1st Episode of "tha TopMackNigga Show"! Topics include: Reader/Listener Email, Tha explaination of a "SuckaAttack" and a discussion on "Why Niggas shouldn't move in they Bitches home".
Published: Tue, 10 Oct 2006 04:06:55 EDT