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Cop shoots at snake, kills boy, 5

NOBLE, Oklahoma (AP) -- A police officer shooting at a snake apparently killed a 5-year-old boy who was fishing at a nearby pond, officials said.
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/08/06/boy.killed.ap/index.html

Motorist Who Flipped Off Cop Gets $3,000

MOBILE, Ala. -- The Mobile Police Department has been ordered to pay $3,000 to a government engineer who was arrested for cursing and making an obscene hand gesture to an officer.
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/13827762/detail.html