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Least Favorite: "Everything Happens for a Reason".
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I feel like ball-peening any moron who chants this brainwashed drivel whenever something truly catastrophic happens.
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" Gee, Im sorry your wife left you for some druggie biker, but........EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON". ---see the reason is because she wants to fuck......a druggie biker. Thats all. And then they usually add "BUT YOU ARE BETTER OFF WITHOUT HER"........thereby asserting indirectly that he married a slut without knowing it.

[color="Green"]Or for that matter, when they think fate smiled on them in some innocuous detail of life that made their day easier

"We drove to Canada, and it rained all around us the whole way from weather reports, but we never saw a drop" !!....."EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON (true story, someone actually told me this), but WHAT ABOUT THE 100,000 OTHER DRIVERS WHO GOT PANTSED BY A STORM?)