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JOHN SEMMENS: Semi-News Legislation Would Board Illegals in Private Homes
May 26, 2006The Senate has voted to require citizens to board illegal aliens in private homes. The legislation, introduced by Senator Ted Kennedy (D-Mass.), is
modeled on the troop boarding practices employed in Boston during the 1770s."Two problems faced by these immigrants are homelessness and racism," said Kennedy. "This bill will fix both."
Under the plan, the Dept of Housing and Urban Development would compile a database of U.S. housing including square footage, number of inhabitants and location. Illegal aliens would be assigned to homes where the square footage per inhabitant exceeds the national average by 20 percent or more.
"Instead of roaming the streets or crowding into ghetto apartments,
immigrants would enjoy a secure roof over their heads," said Kennedy. "They'd be clean, well-rested and more readily employable. They could also use the address when registering to vote."Sen. John Ensign (R-Nev.) called Kennedy's bill "mind-boggling." "Senator Kennedy and the 49 other senators who voted for his bill want to grant special privileges to lawbreakers," said Ensign. "This goes beyond amnesty to insanity."
Kennedy dismissed critics as "racists." "We are a wealthy country," said Kennedy. "Many Americans have a surplus of living space. Sharing that space with our brown brothers from Mexico would be both humane and enlightening. Bringing people together like this bill would do helps promote understanding and tolerance. Segregating immigrants in Latino ghettos is racist."
Kennedy said he was inspired to do this so that "whatever happened to 'Little Billy' wouldn't happen to 'Little Pedro.'"
Real or the Onion, I suppose it is “racist” to ask the question?
Posted : 29/05/2006 4:02 pm
it is satire
Very revealing when somthing that nuts is hard to tell from real...
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1639018/posts
Doppelhaken, Draco, Richard H, ToddinFl, Augustus Sutter, Chain, Subrosa, Jarl, White Will, whose next?
Posted : 29/05/2006 5:04 pm
Yes, it is a cute piece of satire, but that type of thinking comes easily from the minds of such idiots as Kennedy. Supposing that it were true, I wonder how many illegals will be staying at the Kennedy Compound?
That bloated, alcoholic, murderous, traitorous, piece of shit can always come up with a thousand and one ways to "better" our society, yet nary a dime will fall from his pocket.
If it weren't for me, where would I be?
Posted : 29/05/2006 7:44 pm
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Yes, it is a cute piece of satire, but that type of thinking comes easily from the minds of such idiots as Kennedy. Supposing that it were true, I wonder how many illegals will be staying at the Kennedy Compound?
That bloated, alcoholic, murderous, traitorous, piece of shit can always come up with a thousand and one ways to "better" our society, yet nary a dime will fall from his pocket.
Hypocrites never lead by example.
Posted : 29/05/2006 8:41 pm
It's satire?
Thank goodness. I don't mind 30 or 40 million migrant workers roaming around doing the jobs whites won't do, but I sure as heck don't want them living in my house. Not under this roof! I mean imagine the smell! And the food bill would be huge. Have you seen how those people shop?
--Sally Soccermom
Posted : 29/05/2006 9:11 pm
The people who wrote this bit of satire had a very malicious purpose in mind.
It is a lure. They know that someone, most certainly someone strongly against the immigration invasion, will pick this up and run with it. Perhaps getting it published in some mainstream publication or website as fact, at which point they can spring their trap.
"Haha, look at those idiots! What a bunch of morons! Couldn't they see this was satire? Man those anti-immigration people sure are nutballs."
this piece will have then performed its function of discrediting anti-immigration activist.
-Brian
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Posted : 30/05/2006 3:50 am
Satire or not, it reminds me of how anyone from the Kennedy bloodline should be permanantly be forbidden from holding any political or public office. That New World Order lacky has been in office way too long and continues to do damage every day he remains. Hopefully someone somewhere is cloning Oswald.
Posted : 30/05/2006 5:56 pm