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Mike Mazzone of Palatine
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http://malepregnancy.com/

I guess it's no longer the stuff of science fiction.

Ultrasound live on the web.


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Posted : 21/04/2005 9:33 am
Antiochus Epiphanes
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sure that's not "performance art?"

there's an abdominal cavity but how would they synthesize a uterus or placenta or umbilical cord?

looks like silliness to me.

if it were true, I'd say that gook should be arrested and thrown in the ocean. it's an abominable idea.


 
Posted : 21/04/2005 10:47 am
Mike Mazzone of Palatine
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It's not performance art, it's real. It's being done by the same medical university that uses nanobots and genetic engineering on babies.

http://www.rythospital.com/nanodocs/
http://www.genochoice.com/

I remember years ago in my high school health class that there was once a fetus that grew inside a woman but outside of the uterus. With extensive medical help, the baby was born and it was theorized that an embryo could be implanted into a man as well. It looks like that theory is being tested.


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Posted : 21/04/2005 11:59 am
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Ugh. I just had tuna fish and crackers. That was fine until I saw the...pictures. I rather see those goddamn pictures of chinamin eating babies. I think I'm going to throw up :(


 
Posted : 21/04/2005 12:05 pm
Rob Roy MacGregor
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Ugh. I just had tuna fish and crackers. That was fine until I saw the...pictures. I rather see those goddamn pictures of chinamin eating babies. I think I'm going to throw up :(

LOL!!!


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Posted : 21/04/2005 12:15 pm
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Thanks for posting this, it's given me my biggest laugh so far today. :D


 
Posted : 21/04/2005 12:31 pm
Mike Mazzone of Palatine
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The faq section of the site says that the first test tube baby was born in 1978. There isn't a due date for Mr. Lee's Cesarean yet and his online journal is down right now.

http://www.malepregnancy.com/science/index.shtml

n the years since the first "test tube baby" was born in 1978, physicians and scientists from RYT Hospital have been working to develop a viable technique for the successful impregnation of male individuals. Illustrated to the right is a recent radiographic image of Mr. Lee, the first human subject to attempt this procedure, which shows the healthy fetus developing in his abdominal cavity.

Please note that RYT Hospital is not accepting new patients for this procedure. Male pregnancy is still in its experimental stage and will not be available to the public in the immediate future.

In vitro fertilization (IVF) techniques were used to induce an ectopic pregnancy by implanting an embryo and placenta into the abdominal cavity, just under the peritoneum (the surrounding lining). Please read below for the step-by-step process.

HORMONES
Oral doses of female hormones were administered to Mr. Lee to make him receptive to the pregnancy. The following graphs of his hormone treatment were prepared by Simone M. Lowell, M.D., Ph.D., Attending Physician and Associate Professor of Biochemistry and Reproductive Medicine at RYT Hospital-Dwayne Medical Center. Dr. Lowell's research is one of the primary reasons that this clinical procedure is now possible.

IMPLANTATION
IVF techniques were used to induce an ectopic pregnancy by implanting an embryo and placenta into the abdominal cavity, just under or into the peritoneum (the surrounding lining). There is a severe risk of massive hemorrhage when the ectopic ruptures; this is also the most common cause of women dying in pregnancy.

EMBRYO GROWTH
Once implantation was complete, Mr. Lee stopped taking hormones, because the pregnancy itself, as expected, took over. The embryo secretes sufficient hormones to maintain its own growth and development.

GROWTH OF THE FETUS
The duration of the pregnancy has been surprisingly normal, i.e. fetal heart monitoring, chorionic villus sampling, ultrasound scanning (as seen on this web site), and a constant watch over Mr. Lee's health and his enlarging stomach. "Men, as they grow older," Dr. Winston of London's Hammersmith Hospital observed playfully, "have already learned to cope with a steadily expanding waistline. Granted, well, this is a bit different."

DELIVERY
The delivery will requires open surgery (Cesarean section) to remove the baby and the placenta. Removal of the placenta is the real danger because it forms such intimate connections with surrounding vessels that massive hemorrhage is likely. Implantation may have also involved other structures in the abdomen, including the bowel and it is possible that parts of other organs may need to be removed. Several physicians who are well-accustomed to advanced and dangerous forms of ectopic pregnancies will be on-hand to handle any complications.

It took 27 years to go from test tubes to men, and some men actually are already saying that they want to sign up for having a fetus implanted in them as soon as it becomes available to the public. It's amazing what kind of risks men will take to be avant-gardist.

http://malepregnancy.com/boards/pregnantman/index.shtml


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Posted : 21/04/2005 2:12 pm
Antiochus Epiphanes
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BOB
Senegal
"I've dreamed about this my entire life. Sign me up! I think I'd be a fantastic father in every way possible. And now I can participate in literally every step of my child's life ... from the embryo on up!"

SYLVIE
France
"When Remy heard about Male Pregnancy, he insisted that he carry our next child!"

JERRY
United States
"My wife is a partner at a law firm, and we decided a long time ago that it would be very difficult for her to take a pause in her career to have children. Since my job is more flexible, I could definitely take the time to carry the child instead of her! Male Pregnancy is perfect for our lifestyle!"

JESSE
United States
"I am a transgendered individual -- a woman now -- who always wanted to have a child. I've been with a wonderful man for many years now and nothing would make me happier that to give him a child. Thank God for male pregnancy and RYT Hospital!"

KHALID
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"This is a dream of mine. I can't believe it."


 
Posted : 21/04/2005 2:38 pm
Frank Toliver
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Look on that page. The black woman is the only one with sense. The whore of a white woman from the US thinks this is all giggly great, and super cute. Someone needs to smack her till her brain bleeds. Oh, yeah, and someone needs to fry Mr. Lee and the abomination.


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Posted : 21/04/2005 8:30 pm
Ari Gleebowitz
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I really don't see what the big deal is. Shaun and I have been trying to have a baby for years.


 
Posted : 21/04/2005 9:10 pm
Derrick Beukeboom
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I really don't see what the big deal is. Shaun and I have been trying to have a baby for years.

Of course.. :D
I wouldn't get too excited about all this, just another quack out there who wants to 'make the next big thing'...it will blow over just like cloning.
Where are all the clones?
After dolly, the sky was going to fall and mad scientists would clone themselves.
I sometimes think man has too much knowledge for his own good.
I would bet most if not all of those quotes from would be fathers around the world are totally made up bullshit.

even if this is not another bullshit quack idea from out in cyberspace that Mike brought to us, after a few dumbies die from complications it will soon be forgotten.
I have to admit mike, you bring some wacky ass ideas on here.
anything on aliens btw?


 
Posted : 22/04/2005 4:17 am
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ITZ A JOKE GUYS

Notice the advertisement-quality photos above the response columns? You think these internet users went to a studio and had expensive pictures taken to send in with their little comments?

The against comments are mostly stereotypical dumb hysterical christian material. Yes of course there are dumb hysterical christians but the comments sound like something written by someone who is trying to make christians look bad, rather than comments from actual 1st world christians. Overdone typos etc... can't you smell it?

Someone mentioned performance art before. That's all it is. Some chinese faggot performance artist. The website doesn't even try to hide that. A stupid attention-getting hoax like all "performance art".


 
Posted : 22/04/2005 6:27 am
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http://www.malepregnancy.com/mingwei/

He gives it away with this section but of course the whole point of this is getting attention. That's what performance artists do. Beyond that he probably wants to be hired for large sums to make an ass of himself and make a living at it. This is a big advertisement.


 
Posted : 22/04/2005 6:35 am
Frank Toliver
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Well, if it's a joke, they got me.


Channon and Chris; gone but not forgotten.

Fuck you hippie, you are the system.

Jews are not just a race or just a religion; they are a race who worship themselves religiously.

 
Posted : 22/04/2005 7:30 am
Frank Toliver
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This should be a case study for us to understand, utilize. Perhaps we can use it to our own ends?


Channon and Chris; gone but not forgotten.

Fuck you hippie, you are the system.

Jews are not just a race or just a religion; they are a race who worship themselves religiously.

 
Posted : 23/04/2005 10:21 am
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