This morning I saw one of the sorriest excuses for all loserdom, the manga geek.

Much is said on here about whiggers but theres nary a mention of manga geeks, and that is probably because these palid, quivering, troll-like cretins can rarely be seen outside the enclaves of their dim-lit cave-like rooms.

Which is fortunate for the rest of humanity.

This morning however, I got a glimpse of one of these shy & reclusive creatures, who'd managed to slime his way out of his dark den for some cosplay event or other, and the encounter was not a pleasant one.

Would that I not have conversed with the simpering simpleton at all, only it was not immediately apparent just what it was, only that it was wearing an outlandish suit, and blonde wig.

"And who are you supposed to be?" asked I.

"I am Fujifuckface sukmeoff" or some jap shit.

"A jap!" I exclaimed, "shouldn't you tape your eyes back?" I queried, while making the universal slanty eyes sign.

This set the fatty idiot's jowls to quivering, as his flabby face fell, "now, don't be racist" it remarked before scurrying off in the other direction.

At least a whigger might take a swing at me, giving me justification to stomp his face in the ground, but alas, it was not to be, as there's nothing as weak, as a hentai freak.

This is the second geek in less than week I've exchanged words with, the former being none other than magic the gathering australian champion, who told me, in as effeminate a way as only a geek can- "I find you genuinely offensive" after pointing out a coal-burner, and remarking on how incredibly normal-looking such a diseased slag could be.

Edit:
On an amusing sidenote, it's actually been a string of geekly encounters for me this past week, and one of them, when asked about a badge on his bag, 'thanks for the fish', the little ferret started singing a song from one of his cult geek movies, hichhikers guide to the galaxy.