I'm not 100%...yet...but I'm pretty sure Mike Blevins, aka Vonbluvens, has got lead poisoning. First, he's got headaches, he's had them for as long as I can remember. That would be nothing by itself. Next, just the other day, he told me that he scored lower on an IQ test than he ever had and he normally does really well at them. On top of that, Mike has lost a lot of weight. He used to be a real fat-ass (overweight individual) but lately, he's trimmed up a lot. Also, Mike's been acting funny as hell. He quit doing his radio show and thats probably because the poison has fully taken over his brain.

Also, Mike stays up late. That very well could be part of lead poisioning. He's probably reading this and dialing my number right now, even though its 2:00 am EST. Mike also has irritability. Thats part of it. Watch how mad Mike gets for me posting this. That will be even more proof that he's got lead poisioning right there.

I'm not sure where or how Mike caught this horrible affliction. I figure he might have used some sort of lead based paint in one of his pictures and accidentally ate some of it or a piece of the painting. Maybe in a fit of rage, Mike tore up a painting gone bad, ate it and didn't tell any of us about it out of shame. Mike possibly bought a bottle of lead additive for fuel by accident and not wanting it to go to waste, drank the entire bottle. These are all just theories. None of this can be proven unless Mike comes on here and admits to some or all of this. Something tells me that lead poisoning has likely either already killed him or put him into a coma by the time I hit the "submit" button. If thats true, then we all need to plan a "Mike Blevins" memorial concert or maybe an after-funeral rally or protest. If anyone knows of numbers to white power bands, go ahead and get them on standby. He likes Definate Hate a lot so if you know them, mention this so maybe they'll play for free.

Also, there's a matter of Mike's belongings. We can all sort that out in the motel parking lot or at breakfast. Jim, you're going to need to put all the images of Mike you photoshopped back to normal so we can use them in memorial photos. Actually, leave the one of him as a black guy--according to Sheldon Hoff, everyone is part black after they are dead anyway. We'll need to notify all Mike's stalkers of his death too, provide he is already or just quickly on his way. They'll need to give up and refocus their efforts on either Bill, Nick or Jeff. Someone also needs to use this as an excuse to raise hell in their organization (see Death of Dr. William Pierce).

Well, Mike, if you are reading this, likely you are dying of lead poisioning (based on my assumptions and wikipedia) or if not, you are dead already. We're already remembering you as a guy who had a great radio show, then quit, then had a great radio show again, as well as a stand up National Socialist and comrade.

And to all his friends, you might as well just spread this around. Not that Mike died (yet) but that he's got lead poisioning.