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Jim
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Earlier this morning I left my domicile for reasons I will not disclose at this time. Before I left, I carefully placed a hair on top of the door handle and exited out the window. When I returned the hair was gone. I suspect someone (probably CIA) entered my abode while I was away, stole my comb for some nefarious purpose (probably to acquire DNA) and fled before I returned.

This may sound preposterous but things like this are really not that uncommon.

Organized crime is among us!


 
Posted : 19/03/2006 10:18 am
erich1776
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Clearly a Germanic Death Cult or Luciferian controllers are behind this.

Nope, probably jews.


 
Posted : 19/03/2006 10:34 am
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Earlier this morning I left my domicile for reasons I will not disclose at this time. Before I left, I carefully placed a hair on top of the door handle and exited out the window. When I returned the hair was gone. I suspect someone (probably CIA) entered my abode while I was away, stole my comb for some nefarious purpose (probably to acquire DNA) and fled before I returned.

This may sound preposterous but things like this are really not that uncommon.

Organized crime is among us!

I think you have been targeted for an alien/human hybrid program. Men in black will be putting the black oil in your eyes.


 
Posted : 19/03/2006 12:38 pm
FranzJoseph
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Clearly a Germanic Death Cult or Luciferian controllers are behind this.

Nope, probably jews.

Rosicrucians. The MO is very familiar to me, because most Rosicrucians are bald old men who are jealous of people with hair.

Crime, yes. But they're only frustrating themselves more.


“When I get re-elected I'm going to fuck the Jews" -- Jimmy Carter, 1980.

 
Posted : 19/03/2006 12:42 pm
Matthaus Hetzenauer
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Earlier this morning I left my domicile for reasons I will not disclose at this time. Before I left, I carefully placed a hair on top of the door handle and exited out the window. When I returned the hair was gone. I suspect someone (probably CIA) entered my abode while I was away, stole my comb for some nefarious purpose (probably to acquire DNA) and fled before I returned.

This may sound preposterous but things like this are really not that uncommon.

Organized crime is among us!

ROFL! :D One of my all-time favorite posters...

You have to start posting more often, James.

btw -- ever get that dry martini out of the coffee machine in the taxi garage?


Wit' jews ya lose; wit' rope deah's hope.
- Bugs

 
Posted : 19/03/2006 12:42 pm
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Reptillians


 
Posted : 19/03/2006 1:24 pm
Mike in Denver
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Comb??? What is this comb???

Enkidu


Hunter S. Thompson, "Big dark, coming soon"

 
Posted : 19/03/2006 1:39 pm
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Is this the nutzpah lounge?


 
Posted : 19/03/2006 3:13 pm
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Posted : 19/03/2006 3:26 pm
Todd in FL
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This would've never happened if you had your comb retrofitted to be handcuffed to your wrist.

Get with the program!!!!!!!


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Posted : 19/03/2006 3:53 pm
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WTF?! :D That's one freaky lookin booger there.


 
Posted : 19/03/2006 3:57 pm
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http://vnnforum.com/showthread.php?t=31081

That's an actual mugshot.


 
Posted : 19/03/2006 3:58 pm
albion
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While you were away, these men were seen entering your abode. :cool:


 
Posted : 19/03/2006 4:58 pm
erich1776
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Yea, generic, cold, white men who just won't stop reproducing and chasing the non-white heroes.


 
Posted : 19/03/2006 5:01 pm
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Do you find that disturbing Mr. Albion? :D


 
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