I was walking up the road with my Jack Russel terrier, when I noticed a man and woman with a toddler in a pushchair approaching, so I shortened the leash and prepared to move to either the left or right of them, as is the usual protocol; but as they came closer, and I saw to my disgust, that it was a black man, white woman and mongrel sprog, before I could decide which way to go, the ugly groid actually stepped over the grass verge and into the road, in order to allow me and my little dog, to pass BETWEEN him and his fambly!
I have heard that niggers fear dogs, but this was just, plain comical.