I made all of these up myself, I don't know if you'll like them as they're very simple and I just made them up for the fun of it.

What kind of house does a black Eskimo live in? A Nigloo!

What kind of house does black Native American live in? A nig-wam!

Spike Lee is going to be doing his own rendition of Ben-Hur, it's going to be about African slaves being taken from mainland Africa and brought to America, he's calling it Nig-ger.

Why didn't they call themselves the log cabin Republicans? Because the Log Jamming republicans was a bit riske'