This is an item from New Order's webpage news section. (Thanks Dan!)

let's get those patriotic juices going!

The new Pledge of Allegiance

AS WE'RE JERKED AROUND for the umpteenth time for a new overseas adventure, this time to make the people of Ukraine safe for the World Bank, the IMF, Wall Street, the EU, NATO and Israel — as well as for Freedom & Democracy, of course — it is fitting that we come together with our fellow US citizens to remember who we are: namely, that we are all AMERICANS, regardless of race, color, creed, sexual orientation or mental disability, and that we live in the Greatest Democracy on Earth,one upon which Exceptional Grace has been shed as upon no
other.

Let us therefore place our hands over our hearts, once again, as we join in reciting this new Pledge of Allegiance, one which affirms what this country stands for and what it has become.

Would everyone please rise and repeat after me:

"I pledge allegiance to the Flab of the Benighted States of America and to the Multiracial Democracy for which it stands: one diverse nation, under Israel, Politically Correct, with license and special rights for some."

Now, doesn’t that give you goose-bumps all over?

Glory, hallelujah!

Enj-OY!

Monday, 3 March 2014