I can't believe this shit passes for journalism.
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5394069
Click listen at the link above for some funny shit.
This is a fucking hilarious story. A bunch of niglets screaming about how "HOT CHEETOS MAKIN ME CRAZY!
Check out 1:20 into the audio for the funny.
Also at the end the little niglet tells the reporter if he ate a whole bag of hot cheetos "his booty might be burnin".