http://www.atom.com/spotlights/inauguration_speech_generator/

The sad thing is if it came up on the teleprompter like this, he'd read it without stopping. =)

Here's mine:

My fellow Americans, today is a dark day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "hope", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually change.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces aggressive and pious challenges like never before. Our economy is pompous. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for watermelons. Our healthcare system is cowardly. If your head is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a Jew. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a religious gun. But copulating together we can right this ship, and set a course for Zimbabwe.

Finally, I must thank my racist family, my bitter campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank slaves for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of sniveling the American people. Without your treacherous efforts, none of this would have been possible.

If he'd give this speech, I'd actually watch it! =D =D =D =D =D =D =D =D =D