You can't fool me. More than ten or twenty times. catch on. I CATCH ON.

There are

1) sleepin' pillows

2) sham pillows (pillow shams)

3) accent pillows

The 1) is justified. Sleepin' pillows for the head at rest. Ok. Kinda faggy but not completely. Real men fold up their sleeveless jeans jacket if they need a head rest, but ok i'll go along with the modern softness.

2) sham pillows are BITIN' pillows. They're purely ffp (for fag purposes). They're marketed as facades to hide your real pillow and pickup bed covers, hence a matter of decoration, but in fact they are for faggots.

3) accent pillows - are just a pure D fuck you to normal men. So you have to sweep your bed clear in modern times before you can even fucking lie down.

Saying "No!" to pillow shams and accent pillows is saying no to faggotry.