Thinking of being a badass Nazi and saving America? Whoa there, cowboy! First you need to get affliated. You want to just play around and play Nazi for fun? You'll be just fine! This is ripe territory for that! Want to get serious and work towards using NS as a battering ram against world jewery? Now you need some advice!

1. First, ask how many members the group has. If they say, "a couple of guys right now, none in your area," thats a good sign. Honesty and realism about numbers is the first greenlight. If they say 4 times as many as you were expecting ("We've got 300 members in 48 states") then thats a red flag. See question 2.

2. If they say they are just bursting with thousands of members, question how the membership is utilized.

"If you have 300 members, then why aren't you in the street with at least 1/3 of your troops?"

"If you have 300 members, why can you only get 5 or 6 to show up to meetings?"

"Why is there no one in my area I can speak with?"

3. Ask for goals---I'll say it again---ask them about their goals. If its to conquer the planet through NS, then kindly offer your email address and leave it at that. If they talk about taking the White House in the next 10 years, thats a redflag. If they are talking about taking it in four years, walk the fuck away. Screw it---run away. This is the warning siren of MB going off, loud and unignorable in your ear.

Look for positive and acheiveable goals such a major of a small to medium sized city or town, expanding the membership, owning a meeting hall or two, purchasing land, publishing a magazine or book, getting a radio show and big rallies.

4. Look for people who have a grip on National Socialism past the racial policies. If someone barely or never mentions the ecomonics of National Socialism, that should be another red flag. You can say "nigger nigger nigger" all day without being NS.

5. Watch for people who try to sell NS as something that its not. Normally nobody joins those guys so thats kind of a mute point.

6. Watch for reenactors. Some guys just want to dress up like a Nazi, right or wrong. If the organization is full of those types, don't worry about the burden of sucess. You'll always have a few, no doubt, but when they start to be more than 10% of the group, something isn't right. There is nothing wrong with uniforms but I've run across lots and lots of people who hung everything on that aspect.

7. Watch for whackos who put NS up there with Satanism, UFOs and lust for genocide. Seriously. They are out there--in force---watch out for them. I shouldn't have to tell anyone reading this list how to treat those types. If you don't know, you aren't smart enough to grasp even the basics of National Socialism.

8. Will the leadership fight? Yes, will the leadership march out into the street and take hits along with everybody else? If not, be warned. You are in for a boring ride with no destination until you finally leap from the vehicle. If they appear behind a locked door, behind a radio microphone and in the pages of a publication, but not on the street, be wary. They shouldn't be leader and likely you shouldn't be follower.

9. What kind of people are involved? Some white trash will always be in some corner of every pro-white organization, wheather we like it or not. To think otherwise is fantasy. How the leadership brushes them back to the shadows and out of the organization when they screw up is another story. If the leadership is also white trash, seriously...forget it, forget it forget it.

10. Is there control over the membership? A beserk is fine under the right lord. Does he spring on one of the members during a meeting? Is he under control and in fact saves the day at a rally gone bad? Is a bookworm constantly trying to over-rule everybody? Does the webmaster run the organization via proxy?

11. Whats the criminal records like? Its not the end of someone's life in the movement if they have a record but keep in mind that depending on the crime, it limits how far they can go in life and especially politics. An organization stocked with criminals and ex-criminals...you might be holding your meetings around the lunch table or in the yard by the weight bench.

12. If they sound crazy, its because they are crazy.

13. Guys who can't get it together in life don't have a prayer of getting anything serious done for you unless you run a burger joint. As sad as it is, if Grandmaster Oberfurher can't make rent this month, then odds are he won't be leading you on a tour of his home at the white house.

14. Bums hang around other bums. The appearence of one bum normally means there are more in the area--maybe in diguise.

15. Lies are to cover up fuck ups and cover up short-comings. The more you hear, the worse things are. My advice holds that if you catch them in one lie, walk away.

16. If you hate someone on a personal level, then kill them. If it seems there is much hate for someone who walks freely by himself, you can bet some or all of who hate him is a coward. Keep that in mind when forming opinions of leadership.

17. Beware of the BBQ. If all the organization seems interested in is holding cookouts, then inform them that you are fat enough to blend in the rest of America already.

18. Have the right attitude and make sure its going to be put to good use. Things might be on a downturn and you might have to take on a lot of work. If there is no work to be done, don't bother with them.

19. Watch out for guys building fantasy armies. Sure everyone wants a castle but no one wants to dig a hole and drag over the first stone. If daydreaming seems to be clouding over into actual goals, you are being warned.

20. Flung out everywhere does not equal big. Mail order organizations who want and need dues money...for the sake of dues money, are the kings of puffing up about membership numbers. Your guy in Alaska means fuck all to the guy getting ready to hand out flyers in Florida.

People can add to this. Beware posts from people who don't want to hear what you have to say---Advisory Drake