Dear Bill,

You seem to have a knack for trouncing your local varmits and bastards by publishing their home addresses - even phone numbers or where they work. That's really cool.

So, how do you do it? Where do you find the local addresses of such people? Even if they have an unlisted phone number, there must be some way to find these SOBs. You do it. How can the rest of us track down these characters? You know, so we can drop by for a friendly chit-chat, take them a few beers or whatever, to show our appreciation - at whatever time we feel is appropriate. What's your secret method?