I'm at the airport right now, on my way to the terminal the "Homeland Security" mudds were busy slowing things up and breaking everyones balls. I did a quick head count..... of the 8 "people" working the search and torture area, only one was what seemed to be white. Of course I got chosen for the "random" white guy search.

Now I am sitting in the terminal and as if my earlier experience wasn't enough.....Right this minute I am watching some young kike doing some strange ritual with a little black box on his head that has a leather strap wrapped around his arm. To my right is another beanie wearing kike looking really nervous while he texts on his phone.

Looking around the gate I must say it looks like I am in for a "Diverse" flight to my vacation spot.

Oh, wait....The nervous Kike just put on a type of cape and is getting out his little head box with a strap too. What is that? Some kind of travel ritual for Jews?

Anyway I will try and hold my breath on this flight so as not to have to share any air with all my noble non white co-passengers.