Is anyone else sick of stupid retro trends?

If I see one more 50's diner, I think I might burn it to the ground. It was a novel idea when it started, but now they're all the same and staffed by filthy mexicans.

I don't think mexicans ran diners back in the 50's. But that doesn't bother the folks who hop into their fully restored '46 Studebaker and drive down to the local 50's retro diner to order some overpriced slop thrown together by a mexican short order cook.

Why does every third girl I see out here want to be fucking Betty Page?

Every trendy chick around here eventually, slowly but surely, morphs themselves into a betty page clone.

They have to have the bangs, the makeup, the tattoos, and they all look like the same tired old rockabilly slut. Then they can find a hard chargin' dude with a ridiculous pompadour haircut and cuffed jeans, who drives a restored sixty year-old car that he spent his entire life savings on so he can look cool for all the other Arthur Fonzarelli retards.