Dumb girl I work with: "I'm like 50% German. When I told my Jewish ex-boyfriend, he started going on about mass murder and genocide and gas chambers and then he started calling me a Nazi. That was pretty much the end of our relationship."

That's not a direct quote but it was thereabouts. I don't even know where to begin. Suffice to say, it's a daily struggle to not call almost everyone I encounter an idiot.

Speaking of Jewish hatred of Germans, I'm reminded of a particularly ugly, Turkic Jew exchanging thoughts with a white girl in my class in high school. I was sitting at the table where this exchange happened. Topic was WWII.

White girl: My dad has blue eyes and blonde hair. Our last name used to have "von" before it but it was taken out after the war.
Jew: "Um, you shouldn't be telling me that."
White girl: "Why?"
Jew: "Because I'm Jewish."
White girl: "So?"
Jew: "I hate German people. <awkward laugh>"

I wish it were as acceptable for me to tell Jews what I think of them.