Slowly Killing Christmas
by FS88
I was shopping for Christmas movies today, and went to an exclusive DVD only store. I was pleased to see a Christmas area, and started to browse. I was a little turned off seeing a couple titles like 'Black Christmas' and 'Christmas Evil' among the likes of 'Its a Wonderful Life' to say the least.
But then it happened, a movie caught my eye that made me ill. The title, being that of The Hebrew Hammer. One has only to read the back, to understand the true ignorance of stacking this film among such classics as Scrooge.
If not familiar with the Hebrew Hammer, I shall enlighten you.
An orthodox Jewish stud who goes on a mission to save Hanukkah. When Santa Claus's evil son Damian is pushed over the edge by his father's liberal policies, he does away with the Christian patriarch. Subsequently stepping into his father's role, Damian launches a campaign to eradicate the Jewish Holiday. The Hammer joins forces with Esther Bloomenbergensteinenthal, the gorgeous and dangerous daughter of the leader of the Jewish Justice League; and his brother-in-arms Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim, the head of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front, to topple Santa's evil progeny and to save Hanukkah for future generations of Jews.
So, in short, Kwanzaa (Blacks) and Hanukkah (Jewish) unite to end Christmas for White Christians.
Makes sense to me Blockbuster and others are adopting this into their showcase of Christmas favorites.