[some obvious racial implications. personally, i can't stand people who speak slowly, it's one reason i would never live in the south. most people prefer slow speech; they think quick speech signals dishonesty. personally, i would prefer all people spoke at the pace of denis leary.]

Finally, A Foolproof Way To Tell If They're Your One True Love

In a recent survey of college students who'd been dating at least 6 months, those "couples whose language was in sync were almost four times more likely to want to see each other again than those who did not use similar language," says Reuters.

http://jezebel.com/5750018/finally-a-foolproof-way-to-tell-if-theyre-your-one-true-love

02/02/11

That's kind of odd. My bff has always, always adopted the speech patterns of her SOs, to the point at which I'd be talking to her and feel like I was talking to ( her current SO). She's done that with every boyfriend she's had. I always thought that meant she subconsciously wanted to sort of match someone as closely as possible, like she even adopts their music and will dress compatibly. Strange.

Mr. Foibles and I do not share-even remotely-the same speech patterns. Or vocabulary. And he can't tell a story to save his life. And he pronounces "bathroom" "baffroom."

Um.

We're doomed. But I already knew that.

[sounds like her bf is a nigger. yeah, whites aren't compatible niggers ya goofy bint.]