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by Arch Stanton.

“President Obama signed a bipartisan bill on February 11 decreeing that analog television will remain until June. If you were unaware of the national conversion to digital TV, you’re not alone. ‘Backers of the delay feared that 20 million mostly poor, elderly, or rural households’ were unprepared for the conversion, reports Reuters.”

Can anyone find the big clue in this excerpt? Is it possible that the government fears people will quit volunteering for Talmudic indoctrinational programming? I remember a few years back the great hue and cry going up that broadcast TV would soon be discontinued. It was lamented how everyone would have to buy a cable subscription or suffer forced withdrawals from their addictive viewing habit. Then a few years later the word came out that the time frame for the shutoff was going to be extended. During that time I discovered many people’s reaction to the alleged shutdown was to get rid of their Talmudvision set. GASP! Get rid of TV? But, but, but that would mean huge numbers of sheeple unplugging from the jew’s Borg cube! Unacceptable Will Robinson! Unacceptable! Mysteriously it soon turned out they never really intended to stop broadcast TV, but were simply gong to transform the analog broadcast to a digital signal. But that did not seem to go far enough because it turned out the converter boxes were going to be rather expensive. So a government voucher program was henceforth announced that would support the necessary converter boxes. Hmmmmm - government-supported Talmudvision.

Since that time there have been two more delays in shutting down the analog broadcast signal. Hey! Does anyone get it yet? They will pay you to watch Talmudvision! If all the sheeple grazing in the fields call up their cable company and cancel their subscription, you can bet your sweet rabbit ears it won’t be long before they offer free cable subscriptions. This will save the average viewer $60 to $100 a month in fees. But why bother? Instead, why not take that Talmudvision set and turn it into an attractive planter box. Or how about using the evil eye to raise funds for crippled children by offering a swing at it with a sledgehammer for $1. Then again if you simply do nothing and wait just a little while longer, you’ll be able to use it as a fireplace – just like the one seen in the original Terminator. If you have recently purchased a flat panel display it’s much, much, easier. Simply unscrew the cable input and purchase a male-to-male VGA plug. Then you can put it to a more useful function as a big screen monitor, the better to research the internet for information about Bishop Williamson and the Hollowhoax.

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Posted : 25/02/2009 8:00 pm
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