I urge anyone to beat this quote:
H.P. LOVECRAFT
“ He was a loathsome, gorilla-like thing, with abnormally long arms that I could not help calling fore legs, and a face that conjured up thoughts of unspeakable Congo secrets and tom-tom poundings under an eerie moon. The body must have looked even worse in life - but the world holds many ugly things.[14]
The mating Call of the Kwan:
"k, kw, kwa kwa.....KWAA KWAAAAAAAAAAAA....kwa?