The Guilt to Reconciliation Experience™

The New Black Magazine

By Francis Wade

February 19, 2011

Recently in Bridgetown, Barbados, it was reported that in memory of the slaves who suffered and died, there was a historical re-enactment. That is to say, there was a re-enactment with a difference.

Over 40 white activists, the vast majority of whom were tourists, came to the island to make an extraordinary act of reconciliation. They took to the streets in chains, ropes and appropriately sloganed T-shirts to act out the experience of being slaves.

The slogans included sayings such as "So Sorry" and the marchers suffered in the 90 degree heat as they made the early morning march on the ABC highway.

From a nigger business man, who thinks that this will be a hot trend in tourism:

As I was using my many years of formal education to design this business venture, it struck me that in the interest of providing my entire customer base with an equally "life-changing'' opportunity, I should offer a different course.

This would be targeted to frustrated Black professionals, rappers, reggae artistes, pre-segregation African Americans, and any other obviously angry Black people who have some cash.

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