http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Vagina_Monologues

I was reading how each year a new kunt monologue is created in address a currently pressing issue. Here are my suggestions for future monologues.

Of course themes of interracial gang rape, abortion, and genocide would not be considered semitically correct and therefore have little chance of being part of the public dialogue.

Riding the Soul Train – Explores the nature of nigger gang rape of a White woman's vagina through a daring dialogue of a White woman as she tries explains why there is "no such thing as race" while a pack of niggers gang rape her and kum on her face. Scene performed to the pumping beat of crapper Mo Dick’s “Swallow dat White Bitch” which was commissioned by the NEA specifically for this monologue.

Corridor to the Execution Chamber – Explores the coming of age of a White woman as Dr. Hymie Goldsilverperlbergfeldstein uses her vagina as a corridor to the execution chamber of her White child. While dismembering the body of the White “clump of cells” Dr. Hymie Goldsilverperlbergfeldstein tells the dramatic story of how his entire family “perished” in the “holocaust” only later to be resurrected in Brooklyn as “holocaust” “survivors”.

The Pink Path to Extinction – Explores how the White woman is manipulated by the jew media entertainment and media industries into using her vagina to contribute to the extinction of her race by fucking niggers and producing half nigger babies. Scene includes a White woman having multiple powerful earth shacking organism that can only be delivered by the huge cock of the nigger.

It’s All Good – Explores the “down-low” nigger culture through the mating rituals of a group of nigger bucks who refuse to be constrained by the traditional definition of uptight and puritanical White Western culture’s narrow definition of vagina. They are not gay, they are just creating a more inclusive definition of what a vagina is. A crescendo is reached when Tyrone yells, "assholes and vaginas both bleed an‘shit, it's all good mutha'fucka". Monologue takes moral high ground having a archetype self-effacing-self-sacrificing-only-concerned-for-others jew lecturing the nigger bucks on the importance of “safe sex”.