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After years of research and development, I finally have a working time machine. It's actually an electronic pad that you stand on and set coordinates to go back and forth in time. I am setting it up so I can go back to 1934 and visit Hitler at the '34 Nuremberg Reichs Party Congress and give him the information he needs to succeed. I just don't know exactly WHAT to give him. I guess the plans for the Atomic Bomb would be helpful or maybe some current history books to show him the mistakes that Germany made in the war. What should I take to him that will allow him to avoid defeat?


 
Posted : 04/05/2006 9:57 am
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A few of these with the right payload wouldn't hurt...


 
Posted : 04/05/2006 10:14 am
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After years of research and development, I finally have a working time machine. It's actually an electronic pad that you stand on and set coordinates to go back and forth in time. I am setting it up so I can go back to 1934 and visit Hitler at the '34 Nuremberg Reichs Party Congress and give him the information he needs to succeed. I just don't know exactly WHAT to give him. I guess the plans for the Atomic Bomb would be helpful or maybe some current history books to show him the mistakes that Germany made in the war. What should I take to him that will allow him to avoid defeat?

He fought a physical war against a spiritual enemy. Tell him to export the revolution, and no more Mr. Nice guy, take off those damn gloves, grow another nut, or you will bitch slap the Führer silly.


 
Posted : 04/05/2006 10:20 am
TwistedCross
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Have him actually start killing jewz this time. If he gets enough of them most of the problems we have today will go poof. Then it would be up to the Americans to clean their own house.


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Posted : 04/05/2006 10:36 am
Dr Israel B Weinberg
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Germany would have won the war if Hitler had not overruled his top armed forces officers so much.


Day by day there's a man in a suit
Who's gonna make you pay,
For the thoughts that you think
And the words
They won't let you say.

 
Posted : 04/05/2006 10:42 am
brutus
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I would tell him that he must send assassins to America to kill all jews in the media and banking industries.

That same advice applies today.


The ink of the learned is as precious as the blood of the martyr. For one drop of ink may make millions think.

 
Posted : 04/05/2006 11:41 am
SMG3000
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Why not get yourself some cavewomen first?

If I had a time machine, I'd have so many caveman hookers.


 
Posted : 04/05/2006 1:20 pm
SUNOFSPARTA
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Posted : 04/05/2006 2:22 pm
SUNOFSPARTA
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For years scientist and military experts tried to come to Hitler with clear fundamental ideas and plans for military victory;to no avail.

Hitler was too insulated for anyone to approach.

Problematically,your German would have had to be excellent,as language usage was a major factor to all German enterprise and political Allies then.

Hitler's personality left no room for compromise on usage of ideas,and as such he certainly would have used whatever you brought him in his own way and for his own reasons; which were very different than from what 21st century followers think were his original intentions.

Unfortunately,mass murder was never on Hitlers own agenda and was formulate by those who he ordered to "solve" the problems.

Probably the "key" element for success of the Third Reich would have been a successful campaign in Russia.

If you could tell Hitler how to produce more soldiers where there we no more,more ammunition where there was no more; and more food where there was none left .......then maybe you could change history.

Logistics,weather and failing supply lines were the real weapons that defeated Hitlers path to glory.Nothing exist today that Hitler would understand or use;that would have changed the outcome then in the long term.German scientist then were the most brilliant in the world;but the Reich depended far too much on Jew slave labor;who sabotaged everything they touched.

The past can only be remembered not repaired.


Frankly; I'd send this guy.He knows what to do.


 
Posted : 04/05/2006 2:52 pm
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For years scientist and military experts tried to come to Hitler with clear fundamental ideas and plans for military victory]
GREAT! NOW what am I gonna do with this Time machine? I guess I will just set coordinates for the early 1900's and go back and nail Lillian Gish!:D


 
Posted : 04/05/2006 3:00 pm
JimInCO
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I am setting it up so I can go back to 1934 and visit Hitler at the '34 Nuremberg Reichs Party Congress and give him the information he needs to succeed.
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What should I take to him that will allow him to avoid defeat?

Tell him to lose the uniforms. :D


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Posted : 04/05/2006 3:28 pm
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rape anne frank.


"Even the best of the goyim should be thrilled." - Eyal Zavdiel, jewish stunt man

 
Posted : 04/05/2006 3:45 pm
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Go Back to December 4, 1941 and take out several news paper adds in small town newspapers arround military bases claiming that the empire of Japan was to attack on Dec 7th and Roosevelt's Administration knew and was going to let the attack occur to get the USA into the war against Germany.

Let the jews try to win without the US.:box:

Cost you at most $50

Wade


 
Posted : 04/05/2006 5:58 pm
Lord Flashheart
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Give the Romans the A-Bomb to drop on Judea in 70 A.D.


 
Posted : 04/05/2006 6:03 pm
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Two critical mistakes were made: I would advise Herr Hitler to capture 300000 British at Dunkirk. Hitler soft hearted, underestimated the British government ruthless and cabalistic regime. By capturing the 300000 Brits at Dunkirk in one day, it would have shocked Britain. In all likelihood it would have force a peace treaty with Germany. The British island would thus not have been used as a major forward base for US mighty air force.

My second advice would be to increase a standard fighter plane productions. (All future advance prototypes should be on hold) The air supremacy is still to this day a strategic advantage. The birth of the aircraft carrier replaced the 16 inch guns destroyers forever

btw. More troops died in the air than on the ground. Some 250000 u.s airmen died in the terror bombing.

U.SZOG was well ahead of the game. By 1943, the air armada blitz greig,escorted by the Mustangs, were untouchable .Pretty much grinded the Axis Power war production/food/water, transportation to a halt.


 
Posted : 04/05/2006 7:13 pm
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