http://deadspin.com/5980867/?post=56939552
What's the wittiest thing you can say about them?
I'll set the bar with:
This horrible '70s concoction combined(-s!) the worst of left cultism and right conformism into a sort of aural Sunny D that is just as bad for your spiritual health as SD is to your corporal.
Outwit me, mudheads. If you can. (This is me giving you an offensively familiar smile. No, salty. There is no emoticon can QUITE convey it. Rest assure, my pretties, it IS offensive.)