http://www.solargeneral.com/humor/omar/
I had originally seen this webpage some years ago linked to from a small forum. When I sat and read it through in its entirety, I laughed so hard I was crying and gasping for breath.
To credit the wicked sense of humor of the originator of this webpage and this game, I've reproduced it entirely on SG.
Enjoy!
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http://www.solargeneral.com/humor/omar/omar2/Omar2.html
Aside from the amusing content of this picture, observe the background that this fine african gentlemen is standing in front of. I guess this is typical of all 3rd-world countries, which in a sense is amazing, but not so much so that it will keep you up at night wondering how life is even possible in such an environment.
Africans: too foolish to work for an honest living or build a decent, safe, stable civilization or economy, yet semi-competently cunning enough to use Western technology to attempt to scam Westerners in a blundering fashion.
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Yeah, I think it was originally on niggermania, maybe so, maybe not. Anyway it is a hoot and definitely worth a read.
If it weren't for me, where would I be?
Malleus how come whenever i load up solargeneral, i get the login prompt for cpanel ? is the front page linking to an image that is password protected or something?
btw did you see our links to solargeneral in our new newspaper
The White Patriot Leader
read thread here
(hopefully you'll get some more hits, when our 40,000 papers get into peoples hands)
Yeah, I think it was originally on niggermania, maybe so, maybe not. Anyway it is a hoot and definitely worth a read.
I went back to niggermania and for some reason it has been removed.
The Solar General link works well for me. This is a classic, and it should be downloaded and saved in case anything ever gets deleted from SG.
If it weren't for me, where would I be?
Malleus how come whenever i load up solargeneral, i get the login prompt for cpanel ? is the front page linking to an image that is password protected or something?
Minor problem with the weblinks. That was corrected, Thanks.
btw did you see our links to solargeneral in our new newspaper?
The White Patriot Leader
read thread here(hopefully you'll get some more hits, when our 40,000 papers get into peoples hands)
Thanks a lot for the free advertising. The more done to spread around the world-view of WN's, both online and offline, the more those salvageable elements of our People will come to realize that there are genuine alternatives to multi-culti.
BTW, the zip file for "Omar's Grand Safari" is here: http://www.solargeneral.com/humor/omar/omar.zip (About 9 Mb)
Feel free to download and spread around as you see fit.
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Here is another, older article on the same subject. It's pretty funny as well:
http://www.savannahsays.com/kizombe.htm
excerpt:
Please e-mail me back with more details about how we can transfer your money into one of my security accounts, and I'll get started right away on
investing it, so you have plenty of money to live on while you continue
fighting your little war over there in Sierra Leone. I'm thinking we'll put
the bulk of your cash into Certified Angus Beef products, along with Max
Factor and Old Navy. Pumpkin futures also look good, though, with
projections showing strong growth in the jack-o-lantern industry for 2002,
so I don't know. It's your call.
Hmmph!
They are all great and hilarious, but I think Father Hackett and the tattoo scams gets an A plus and a special certificate of recognition.:cheers:
BTW, I have been through Bangkok several times going and coming from Nepal to Taiwan and the Nigerians are like flies there.
They have tried to set up some scams in Taiwan, but what they don't know is that everytime a Nigerian national sets foot in Taiwan, he is openly followed and watched by the police until he gets nervous and goes back to Thailand. So, fewer and fewer want to go to Taiwan.
If it weren't for me, where would I be?
Africans: too foolish to work for an honest living or build a decent, safe, stable civilization or economy, yet semi-competently cunning enough to use Western technology to attempt to scam Westerners in a blundering fashion.
BRILLIANT ANALYSIS! I'm going to save your quotation; it's that good.
:cheers:
AM
I went back to niggermania and for some reason it has been removed.
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Niggermania is alive and kicking. It just had to change hosts:
They have a section on those scams and another on coontack stories.
The Warlord