I'm a sheep sometimes at heart. BAAAAAH. So I've had the energy drinks, and the Starbucks products like that, and the stuff like 5 Hour Energy.

Lets not bullshit. There is a reason that people spend a lot of money on this. It wires you for sound, baby. You will be able to stay up and alert continuously doing whatever boring bullshit you wind up doing.

The typical dose will be like, 1 to 1.50 for a little bottle if you look, and like 2 for 3 dollars on whatever one is on sale. You pound all that stuff, and it like drinking a pot of coffee and a pot of green tea in like, 9 seconds. Nobody sips this like it is fine scotch because it is horrible tasting and smelling. You pound it to get buzzed and stay awake.

This stuff is a big time hit with the last group I was a member of, the military meat puppets, and it is a big time hit with college students as well.

Okay, my main concern is, who is pushing this and why? Like, it clearly cannot be safe to have an entire generation getting like a gram of caffeine a day and have you seen how much B vitamins and other stuff is in that? A month's worth of various vitamins, in one little one ounce chug. What the fuck?

This is compounded with all those workout things and pre-workouts. I thought a pre work out would be a little jogging in place, some jumping jacks, etc. Nope, it is all this foul smelling stuff with more and more and more caffeine and B vitamins in it.