Because in Texas you can still call them "nigger" to their faces and they don't mind. You just say, "hey nigger, is there a liquor store around here?" and they say " yassum, ya jezz go up yonder a bit".
If you talk really intelligent around a nigger, he won't let on that he doesn't have a clue what you are talking about. He will just say "awright!" or "you got dat rite!".
If you go into a liquor store around Christmas and buy a few bottles of nice booze for gifts and to share at the festive gatherings, some nigger in line will say "Whoa, yoo plannin ta git FUCKED UP!". When you try and explain that you are just buying gifts and such, they just reply " naw, yoo plannin to git FUCKED UP" (On bottles of expensive single malt scotch no less).
Perhaps you end up working with some smarty pants nigger female who takes a liking to you but eventually figures you out. She asks you "are you a neo-nazi?" You explain that this is the MEDIA'S label and that you prefer the term White Nationalist. She says "That's okay, I'm a Black Panther. We should hook up".
Let the record show that we never did...

I LOVE NIGGERS!:cheers: