I didnt take the test, since i dont want Pixi looking over my shoulder at the surprising low score I would probably get. So I voted for the new option, I dont need no IQ test to tell me that

Turns out I can't alter the poll settings anymore...

Okay then, back to what I was saying...

In high school I tested at 155 and after word got around most teachers started treating me like shit. Anytime I made a mistake they seemed to revel in it. All except for my English teacher. I had a perfect score on the TSWE, (Test of Standard Written English) and she was was genuinely proud enough to take credit for it.

I've taken 3 or 4 internet IQ tests and have always scored higher than 160 but lower than 170. I learned early on my IQ was something I shouldn't brag about.

Unless its shrunk since I last measured it in college, my erect penis is always between 6.5 to 7 inches, depending on how much wine my wife lets me drink.
I found out this too is nothing to brag about.

This is the lowest I've ever scored on an IQ test. I was sleepy and the dog ate my homework.

Your age adjusted IQ score is 116 and the average score is 100.

Your IQ score is the result of a formula based on the number of
questions answered correctly on the test. This score has been further
adjusted to account for the differences in capabilities among various
age groups. Your percentile score means that you scored higher than 85%
of the people who took this same test.

Your Grade:Above Average

Well done! Your performance on the test was well above the population average which means that you have the ability to achieve success in life. Typically, people with scores in this range can see logic in their surroundings and perform very well academically. You like to conceptualize ideas and gather your own information which means that you have the brains to go far. You should be able to handle all academic challenges and if you think of intelligence as an ability to adapt adequately to new situations then you are heading in the right direction.

General statistics

Total number of questions:30
Questions answered:30
Questions not answered:0
Questions answered correctly:22
Questions answered incorrectly:8
Percentage correct answers:73%

Are you Nigerian by any chance? LOL

Unless he was educated at a university in the West, I would seriously doubt it, Sid. A Nigerian scoring that high (42) on an IQ test would more than likely be president of that shithole (or at least the Minister of Education) and therefore woudn't be able to find the time to post here.

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Personally, in my humble opinion, outrageous balls outweighs big brains anyday of the week.

Brains are fine, testicular fortitude is even better, but what we need distributed in the white population now is spine. Where are the internet spine tests?

In high school I tested at 155 and after word got around most teachers started treating me like shit. Anytime I made a mistake they seemed to revel in it. All except for my English teacher. I had a perfect score on the TSWE, (Test of Standard Written English) and she was was genuinely proud enough to take credit for it.

I've taken 3 or 4 internet IQ tests and have always scored higher than 160 but lower than 170. I learned early on my IQ was something I shouldn't brag about.

Unless its shrunk since I last measured it in college, my erect penis is always between 6.5 to 7 inches, depending on how much wine my wife lets me drink.
I found out this too is nothing to brag about.

Wow! Big brains and a big boner to boot! You say 6.5 to 7" when hard?! That's almost three times the size of what I -- the average adult male -- am packing under my skivvies. Boy, I only wish I posses--...

Whoops!...hold the phone. I just did a search and found out the average male has an erect pecker of six inches. What I meant to say was that yours is about 1/2 to 1" bigger than mine. My eh...'hem!...my mistake.

(Goddamn it! How come my "edit" option isn't working?! )

On a more serious note: I once saw some kind of self-professed IQ expert on "The Dick Cavett Show" yrs. back. Cavett asked him if it was a good idea that most people know their IQ's. His answer? A flat-out "no". Why? According to him, the overwhelming majority of people think they're much more intelligent than they actually are and the result of finding out that they aren't exactly potential candidates for a Nobel prize could damage their egos irreparably.

You say 6.5 to 7" when hard?! "

Oh, okay. For a second I was somewhat impressed.

Umm...This thread has become just a bit gay. I think I'll go over to the the thread where they talk about guns. Oh, wait...guns are symbolic of...son of a bitch!

Oh, okay. For a second I was somewhat impressed.

Umm...This thread has become just a bit gay. I think I'll go over to the the thread where they talk about guns. Oh, wait...guns are symbolic of...son of a bitch!

Nah...that's just a phallacy.

Full analytical report for Ari Gleebowitz
Your age adjusted IQ score is 65 and the average score for all test takers is 100. You scored lower than 98 % of all the people that took this test.

Your Grade ** Fucking Retard **

Well done (for you)! Your performance on the test was well above the population average of retarded Nigerians which means that you have the ability not to achieve success at all. Typically, people with scores in this range are sterilized via penis/testicle removal. You like to rip off other’s ideas and destroy other’s hard work, which means that you will be first on the list come the day of the rope.

General statistics

Total number of questions:30
Questions answered:30
Questions not answered:0
Questions answered correctly:2
Questions answered incorrectly:28
Percentage correct answers:0.0666%

Personalized IQ report for shane !

Your age adjusted IQ score is 132 and the average score of all test takers is 100.

Your IQ score is the result of a formula based on the number of questions answered correctly on the test. This score has been further adjusted to account for the differences in capabilities among various age groups.

Interesting stats here...

# New Zealand is the brainiest of the bunch. Neighbors Australia follows and then come Ireland, the U.K the U.S.A and Canada.
# Brown haired men scored higher than their blonde and red haired counterparts. Black haired men scored significantly lower than everyone else.
# As with men black haired women scored below the rest.
# People who have a political inclination toward the center or who vote greens scored highest with right wing voters not far behind. The socialists scored at the population average of 100 while those who chose communist and 'other' came last.

Of course they didn't mention race... but "black haired" men and women scored lower than everyone else. LOL... show that to the affirmative action committees.

The fact that socialists & commies did poorly is no surprise.

Interesting stats here...
Of course they didn't mention race... but "black haired" men and women scored lower than everyone else. LOL... show that to the affirmative action committees.

The fact that socialists & commies did poorly is no surprise.

LOL. I guess that is about as closs as you can get to mentioning race.

But class..."What if you didn't know what a 3 or a 6 or a 43 were?" Then you must be a nigger.

LMAO! Instant classic, Odin!

Got a 132 on the thing. I found that lines up with previous results elsewhere.