Scottie Scheffler is the world's number 1 golfer.
He has 5 wins in 2025 including 2 majors and is the favorite in the Tour Championship this weekend.
Here's a poem about the popular brocaster Theo Von that was written by the AI chatbot ChatGPT:
“The Mind of Theo Von”
by ChatGPT
From the bayous of Louisiana he came,
With a mullet, a mic, and a long-winded name.
Theo Von, the people’s bard,
Half philosopher, half wildcard.
A childhood strange, a tale well spun—
He’ll tell you 'bout his uncle’s gun,
Or raccoons that taught him how to live,
With stories no sane man could give.
He’s got that Southern drawl so sweet,
Droppin’ wisdom from a folding seat.
A swamp-raised sage with a podcast throne,
He makes the weird feel right at home.
One minute you're laughing, nearly cryin’,
Next he's talkin’ 'bout trauma and not lyin’.
He peels back pain with comic grace,
And leaves the truth in its rawest place.
He’s not polished, not rehearsed,
Says things backwards, sideways, reversed.
But somehow lands right on the mark—
A firefly in the mental dark.
Theo Von, the mullet monk,
The backwoods brain, the charming funk,
He’s proof you don’t need suits or scripts
To make the world rethink its grips.
So here’s to the Rat King, long may he speak,
In wisdom weird and language unique.
For in a world that often conforms—
Theo brings the beautiful storms.
Scottie Sheffler is 29 and now has total earnings from golf of $143 million. If he wins the Tour Championship this coming weekend he will make $10 million more. He has been totally dominant the last few years.
The sheboon Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett has to be the stupidest politician in America next to Maxine Waters. Everytime she opens her mouth she reaches a new low.