So, we got the Donald in.

What next?

Ok fence down south. Does it make sence?
No. Take hunting fees, but give out cash payment for scalps. BLM baby.

Meghyn Kelly? No, I will take her as breeding stock. She gonna like it.

the clintons and the bushes? Hell, why not? A family housing unit for a week each with incarcarated veterans for protection in pelican bay...

The media?

He already called it.

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Methinx the border fence needs not to go up with mehico, fuck, a few drones could deal with that, it will take a week, and the above.

Don burn that shit down, we need our weefs(scalps), go burn da suburbs...

That is all.

We need a wall to protect us from the nigger loosed upon us.

But do we?

Actually, we do not need a wall. We jes need the right judge and sheriff. Now, the misconception is, that we need 12 jurors.

No, the fact is, that all you need is one. Case closed.

Will take a bit longer - Then we have cheep labour.

Deal with THAT china.

About Russia?

Sure the Donald likes pancakes and Putin eggsovereasy...or vica versa.

They will figure it out.

Hey, my name is Vlad, and I have nukes.
Nice kids you have there Donald.
Do you like this here bbq sauce? Yeah man, I made it myself.
Fuck, doode, with all theze blackfeet(russianterm for wetback), you jis cannot get good help.

You too?

Thought I was alone, hell, did ya bring any of that ol tump vodka along?

Let's get drunk.

Leave them jew secret service fuckers in the lobby. I will do likewise.

You bring the vodka, I heat up the sauna.

When did ya say Melany was getting home partner? Melania?

Hell, bud, bring her too.

Only take a sec to make a deal, then it is off to the....moon.

Heard You got a jet Donald.

How about we get on it and have breakfast in Damascus. My bud Assad ain't doing shit this early in the morning.

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Where is the problem?

Sure, heard he wants Alaska back...

Next?