Recently, my computer has been malfunctioning. I was told by the experts at Best Buy that my computer required a fan. On September 19, 2008 at about 2:30pm I purchased a 16" oscillating fan with three speeds from K-Mart. I brought the fan home, plugged it in, placed it in close proximity to my computer and turned it on. The fan is on the number three setting and is locked in place so that it will no longer oscillate. This does not seem to be helping at all and has, in fact, complicated matters. It is now impossible to keep all my precious documents organized due to the excessive wind caused by the fan.

It is my belief that the computer scientists at Best Buy are lying to American Consumers and encouraging them to buy useless fans in order to prop up the lagging fan industry!