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Big Pillow: They Just Don't Care

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Alex Linder
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The average American buys 56 pillows? Who believes that?

Then the dude's all...Yeah..that's how they want it, man. Big Pillow, fucking oppressing us, man. It's all a scam. My pillow called My Pillow is the real deal, man.

What about My Pretty Pillow? You can scrunch it up into the shape of a beautiful horse. Then lay your neck in the cradle-curve of its spavined back while it sings sweet unicorn lullabies until your soft palate vibrates.


 
Posted : 27/08/2012 11:01 pm
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