I love a happy ending.

A BURGLARY suspect known on the street as Pistol P was crushed to death yesterday hiding from cops in a lift shaft.

Locals believe three nigger bandits had dashed into a lift to get away after an attempted break-in at a computer shop. The dead coon, who was named as Patrick or “Pistol P” and known to cops, is thought to have been lagging behind, so he forced the lift doors open and then jumped down into the shaft. The thief was crushed beneath the lift’s weights.

Crowds of niggers turned up to lay wreaths in honour of their fellow gangster. One said: “Patrick was hiding from the police at the time. “They were looking for him everywhere and he hid in the elevator shaft to give them the slip. I heard three of them went up in the lift and the fourth one lagged behind then forced the lift doors open and went into the lift shaft. He was crushed.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2006772.ece

Some of his tribe of nigger invaders have left messages of condolance:

celso1, kingston says...
11:44pm Thu 4 Dec 08
patrick i remember the day you frist come to england and now i see the day that you had to go rest in peace ,ill never forget what a good guy you was remember me because ill never forget you my brother. x x x