Well, boys and girls, so far in BHM (Black History Month), we have:

NEGRO EDUMACATION
- de math test for police in Virginia Beach be racist
- president of TSU heps hessef to $140K in personal home improvements

NEGROES IN BUSINESS
- heroic negro gym teacher takes $1 per student to let niglets skip his class, pockets about $30K tax free, is fired (but dat be racist too)

NEGRO ADVANCEMENT
- 4 spooks in Houston mayor Bill de White's office give demselves huge 80% bonuses, cause dey be workin' so hard

NEGRO DIVERSHITTY
- token negro police chief of Houston wants cameras every where to help try and hold down huge crime increase that didn't happen when his bros came from New Orleans, welcomed by Mayor Bill de White patsy

NEGRO ICONS
- Marchin' Lootin' Koon's "famous" wife dies; no accomplishments except living off her race for the last 40 years

NEGRO HISTORY
- Smithsonian building separate building for BH. Need lots of space to hold jerseys from so many negro sports heroes. Hopefully, it'll be on a street called MLK Lane, so whites can know to avoid it

BLACKS IN POWER
- Congolezzy Rice hints Iran is in sights to further appease Israel

And I am quite sure I have missed something. Shaping up to be quite a month to remember. And hell, there are 8 more days for busy negroes intellectuals to add to their many accomplishments.