''Brain Found in Bag Near Richmond, Va.

The Associated Press

RICHMOND, Va. - A brain was found in a bag near an apartment complex Tuesday morning, but it wasn't clear if it was human or animal, police said. It was discovered in an area next to a suburban Richmond apartment complex under construction and near a mall, Richmond police spokeswoman Karla Peters said.

The state medical examiner was examining the brain, she said. It wasn't clear how long it had been there.

"We're waiting for the medical examiner to determine how we should proceed," Peters said.''

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Well, I'm not one to gossip, but...a friend of a friend who works in the coroners' office allegedly overheard the coroner saying, 'It looks like the lobes of a Guatamalan.''

But apparently the cleaner who works in the coroner's office said it looks like the brain of a downtown Atlanta Nigger.

Now if that wasn't bad enough, the cleaner at the coroner's office said it was very similar to what her cousin had seen when they did a brain scan of Barack Obama's brain after he got caught having intimate relations with a Badger and the social worker ordered a medical report on him.

Just to confuse matters, the Kike accountant who does the ledgers for the Coroners' office said (off the record), it looked like the brain of dead soul singer James Brown...apparently when they weighed the brain of the dead singer it weighed 22 grams and had to be scrutinised through a microscope.

Now if that wasn't confusing enough,a further conspiracy was added to the mix when Justin Raimondo's brother was caught having sex with the 'brain', and he said it felt like a very small portion of Turkish Delight and he should know because he likes smearing Turkish Delight on his private parts...it's part of his rehabilitation.

And finally, for legal reasons it cannot be stated publicly, but those who are privy to the information are laying large bets that the 'brain' matter actually belongs to a Knuckle dragging, Colonic irrigating, Shite-pipe widening, Pullitzer prize winning, Illiterate Nigger from the Miami Herald.