Bush Shit: TOP SECRET!

FranzJoseph · 2006-07-06T00:35:30Z

Wayne Madsen wouldn't fib about a thing like this! -- FJ.Bush's Feces & Urine Are Classified Top Secret All Of It Captured And Flown Back From Europe By Wayne Madsen WayneMadsenReport.com Even Bush's crap is classified top secret. According to our Austrian sources, Austrian newspapers are currently abuzz with special security details of George W. Bush's recent trip to Vienna. Although the heavy-handed Gestapo-like security measures meted out to Viennese home owners, business proprietors, and pedestrians by US Secret Service agents and local police before and during Bush's visit received widespread Austrian media attention, it was White House "toilet security" ("TOILSEC"), which has Austrians talking the most. The White House flew in a special portable toilet to Vienna for Bush's personal use during his visit. The Bush White House is so concerned about Bush's security, the veil of secrecy extends over the president's bodily excretions. The special port-a-john captured Bush's feces and urine and flew the waste material back to the United States in the event some enterprising foreign intelligence agency conducted a sewage pipe operation designed to trap and examine Bush's waste material. One can only wonder why the White House is taking such extraordinary security measures for the presidential poop. In the past, similar operations were conducted against foreign leaders to determine their medical condition. However, these intelligence operations were directed against dictators in countries where even the medical conditions of the top political leaders were considered "state secrets." The Israeli Mossad conducted one such operation against Syrian President Hafez Assad when he visited Amman, Jordan in Feb. 1999 for the funeral of King Hussein. The Mossad and its Jordanian counterpart installed a special toilet in Assad's hotel room that led not to a pipe but to a specimen canister. Assad suffered from diabetes and cancer and the operation was designed to discover the actual medical condition of the ailing leader. During Soviet President Mikhail Gorbachev's visit to Washington in 1987, the CIA reportedly placed a special trap under a sewage tank to collect the Soviet leader's bodily waste for analysis. More recently, the CIA was reported to have collected waste samples from Ugandan President-dictator Yoweri Museveni's toilet when he visited Washington. Even Bush's toilet paper was flown in from the U.S. Air Base at Ramstein, Germany. In addition, Bush's food was flown in from the United States and tested with special chemicals before he ate it. Romanian dictator Nicolae Ceausescu, who was shot by a firing squad in 1989, was the last major European leader to constantly use a food tester. The last frequent state visitor to Vienna, who always relied on a food tester, was Adolf Hitler.

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What makes you think he does coke all the time still? Do you know something about the effects of using coke the non-user will not understand? People generally burn out or self destruct well before the point he would be at if still using.

Yeah but he's an alchoholic and God knows what that did to his brain. Who knows what prior drug use has done also. I'm sure he's on meds for it.

Posted : 08/07/2006 4:29 am

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Yeah but he's an alchoholic and God knows what that did to his brain. Who knows what prior drug use has done also. I'm sure he's on meds for it.

Plus the synergistic effects of alcohol, illegal drugs and prescription drugs .
God only knows what the total and long term effects will be . Certainly not induced genius .

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Posted : 08/07/2006 12:07 pm

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Plus the synergistic effects of alcohol, illegal drugs and prescription drugs .
God only knows what the total and long term effects will be.

George W. Bush?

Another rumor (two years old now) was that Bushy was on prozac-type antidepressants. Even locally we've had a murder by someone mixing that shit with alcohol. Deadly combination. Bush's rage attacks are well-known.

Anybody see Bush on Larry King the other day? Exhibit A! Bushy was smiling and playing human with such forced animation even I expected his face to crack open and a giant green lizard to pop out.

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Posted : 08/07/2006 12:24 pm

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Anybody see Bush on Larry King the other day? Exhibit A! Bushy was smiling and playing human with such forced animation even I expected his face to crack open and a giant green lizard to pop out.

Too funny

Watch Larry King, surely you jest ? ( I can't stand that lizard masquerading as a human . )

Americans are dangerous folk, they vote based on the shallowest sound bite .
Bush and others are prime examples of it .

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Posted : 08/07/2006 12:40 pm

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Watch Larry King, surely you jest ?

No, I really was curious about the Chimp. Everyone was telling me he's trying to display his charms so the Republicans can win in November, but it's backfiring. I agree. He actually came here for a short stop last week, no shit, a republican president worried about this part of Ohio. Nothing but old Bob Taft weasels here.

If Dubya's worried, it's getting bad. Which is good for our side. And he does look like a crackhead, lots more than a few years back.

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Posted : 08/07/2006 12:46 pm

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