A transcript.

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Steve B: Hello?

Sterling: Uhh, Steve B please.

Steve B: Speaking.

Sterling: Hi Steve it's Sterling calling from Knoxville.

Steve B: 'Ster, my man, whats 'hapnin?

Sterling: Oh not much, you probably heard about all the commotion we've had down here.

Steve B: Yeah, sounds like your between a rock and a hard place on this one.

Sterling: No shit, my FBI training didn't prepare me for southern politics that's for sure. Heck, I thought I'd just coast into retirement with a fat pension, country clubbing it on the back nine and trying to bone the gal working in the pro shop. Who would have thought 5 niggers would fuck things up so bad for me.

Steve B: Shit happens, 'Ster. How can I help?

Sterling: Well, as you know those White guys have rally after rally planned and it's going to cause the city all kinds of freakin money in cop overtime. And if the niggers riot all hells going to break loose. Not to mention, Mayor Haslam ordered me to remove all bullets from my gun and only keep one which must be kept in my left front pocket. Is that anyway to treat a former FBI agent?

Steve B: Christ 'Ster, why didn't you call me sooner I could have straightened this whole thing out for you.

Sterling: I know I know but that fuckin Foxmans been breathing down my neck since day one on this deal and I couldn't really tell him to go to hell since he's the one who got me this job.

Steve B: Lemme tell you something, 'Ster. Abe and the rest of the tribe are going to chuck you and Haslam the minute they think this things going south. In fact, they will blame you for everything up to and including the 1871 Chicago fire.

Sterling: You think they would do that? I have done everything they asked for the last 40 years. Planted evidence, beat confessions out of suspects, illegally wiretapped everyone and his brother. Hell, I even once destroyed a tape of Abe and two innocent farm animals.

Steve B: You prolly should have kept that one but water under the bridge as they say. Tell you what, 'Ster. Lemme think on this for a bit and call me back tomorrow and we'll see what I've come up with, ok?

Sterling: Yeah yeah, thatll be great Steve. I really appreciate this.

Steve B: No problem, always willing to help out the boys in blue.

Sterling: Goodnight.

Steve B: Cya

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