WTF is this, H&R Baboon? Merry Lynching?
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/4600275.html
Pearls of absolute wisdom like this:
"If you buy a diamond chain," the Houston rapper advised, "make sure you got enough where you can do that. That got to be your free money. You got to put out more money than you spend."
Man, these jungle bunnies are set fo' life.